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• Padlock?" "The IRS. Picky picky picky." -- Molly Dodd
• I tell you, Molly, I like the work so much, I'd do it even if I didn't have to -- by court order, under threat of fine, imprisonment, or both.
  -- Molly Dodd...
• How do you do your squid?" "Fine. How do _you_ do, sir?" -- Molly Dodd
• If you want work well done, select a busy man -- the other kind has no time -- Elbert Hubbard
• Even though Mr. Chisel was cleared on all counts of bank fraud, the judge sentenced him to 1000 hours of community service - just in case.
  -- Marshall, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• The tragic lesson of guilty men walking free in this country has not been lost on the criminal community.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• After an employee has spent his 13 hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books.
  -- Work Rule...
• Lorena Bobbitt's Circumcision Service - Open 24 Hours.
• Rush Limbaugh should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic.