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• I guess the rule is, if something's too good to be true, then it's probably too good to be true.
  -- Marshall, The ATM Machine, Eerie Indiana...
• Mr. Wilson told me he gets the money from a big slurpy fund, like all the government guys.
  -- Simon, "The ATM Machine", Eerie Indiana...
• I'll show you fun. Simon, let the games begin. -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana
• But until you get your eyes checked by the Eerie school nurse, you ain't seen nothing yet.
  -- Marshall, "Just Say No Fun", Eerie Indiana...
• Just when you think you have a handle on how weird Eerie is during the day, the whole town does a bellyflop at night.
  -- Marshall, "Zombies in P.J.s", Eerie Indiana...
• Rush Limbaugh should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS clinic.
• Coincidence is one thing, but this thing with the bike was bordering on mega strange.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...
• Hey buddy, wanta go look for UFO's?" -- Marshall to Simon, "Heart on a Chain", Eerie Indiana
• Note to myself: never make a deal with your parents without a lawyer.
  -- Marshall, "Who's Who", Eerie Indiana...