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• How do you do your squid?" "Fine. How do _you_ do, sir?" -- Molly Dodd
• I do not understand the threat I bring to you.
• How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded. "And why were you afraid to let her touch you?
  I saw you. You were afraid of her." "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat replied without rancor....
• Padlock?" "The IRS. Picky picky picky." -- Molly Dodd
• 700 hours of community service work? Who has that kind of free time?" -- Molly Dodd
• I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it.
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• This guy sitting in the plane is joined by his seatmate, who begins immediately to heave gigantic, obviously depressed sighs.
  --"What's the problem, are you ill?" --"No, I'm going to Miami (or L....
• Do you have PK? [yn] I can't tell you how much that moves me.