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I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.
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I broke my Window and saw OS/2.
defenestration n. [mythically from a traditional Czech assasination method, via SF fandom] 1.
Proper karmic retribution for an incorrigible punster....
I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus.
As I awoke this morning, When all things sweet are born, A robin perched upon my sill To hail a happy morn.
He looked so young and fragile, So sweetly did he sing, That thoughts of joy and happiness Into my heart did spring....
I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, re: a 150MPH crash...
QOTD: I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down, then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash...
Woke up, got up, wandered around, opened a window, saw a bulldozer....
I saw it on the radio.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?