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• ISM Any distinctive doctrine, theory or practice. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MUSIC A terribly, terribly subjective thing. [Don't see Megabogue] Classicists argue that the best music moves transparently into your brai
  and makes you fall asleep without even realising it(*)....
• MADNESS A condition that can drive people to buy albums by a Minogue in the mistaken belief that they contain any display of talent.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HAREOKE Japanese tradition. The practice of singing a song very badly in front of lots of people, then killing yourself out of embarrassment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• HOLY Something containing a lot of holes, such as the Bible.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA I'M going to get struck down for that one, aren't I?...
• University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
  They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
• VANQUISH A word most commonly used in solemn ceremonies, usually of the form "Behold the devil, I now vanquish thee" in weird religious ceremonies or bad fantasy books.
  The amusing thing being that the speaker is generally of the mistaken belief that the use of a little Olde English will result in the demise of Satan for all eternity....
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA