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I Spilled Spot Remover On My Dog And Now He's Gone. -- Steven Wrigh
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.
-- Steven Wright
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While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
They put it in EXACTLY the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour.
I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
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The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
..on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....