Israel Today Announced That It Is Giving Up. The Zionist State Will Dissolve In Two Weeks Time, And Its Citizens Will Disperse To Various Resort Communities Around The World.

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Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve
in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort
communities around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs
the aggravation?'
-- Dennis Miller, Saturday Night Live News

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