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Is That Hemorrhoids Or Am I Sitting On A Bunch Of Grapes?
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Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes?
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No great thing is created suddenly, any more than a bunch of grapes or a fig.
If you tell me that you desire a fig, I answer you that there must be time....
I am alone Sitting with my empty glass My four walls Follow me trough my past.
-- Berlin "The Metro...
These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck!
Rimmer, they're a bunch of arrogant, pompous, emotionally weird, stuck up megalomaniacs.
..do you really think you'll fit in with them? What am I saying?...
Bart: Lis, today I am a god. Lisa: Is that why you're sitting on an ice cream sandwich?
Bart: Eww! -- Blessed by the holy bottom, "Bart's Inner Child...
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
hangover, n: The wrath of grapes.
I was sitting in the lap of luxury--and then luxury stood up.