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• Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
  Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as a rebel, and in the absence of a repressive milieu your societal nature's been co- opted....
• Bart: I will _never_ get tired of this! Lisa: I'm going to have my wedding here!
  -- The children play on the trampoline, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Ice Cream man: [driving past in his truck] I'm all out of ice cream!
  [to Bart and Lisa] It's true, you know....
• Lisa: Bart, just get outta here. Bart: Hey: it's a free country.
  _You_ get out. Lisa: That doesn't make sense. Ba...
• Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
  [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
• Brad: People, this young man here _is_ the inner child I've been talking about!
  Lisa: [incredulous] What? -- Lisa's slow acceptance, "Bart's Inner Child...
• Willy: If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders.
  Workman: [whispering] The mike's on. Willy: I know it's on!...
• Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream? Ba
  Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones] Nelso...