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• Nirvana: What do you do when you want to have sex? Rimme
  We...go for runs? Watch gardening video's on the ship's vid? -- Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Rimmer: The lamb was a bit of a flop, though. Liste
  The lamb? Everyone thought the lamb was the cheese!...
• Nirvana: It was ... different. Rimmer: Different? Nirvana
  You make love like a Japanese meal -- small portions but /so/ many courses....
• Lister, if two people came to you for a job, and one of them's dead, which one would you choose?
  -- Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'Queeg'...
• Lister: Come on, what are you, a man or a munchkin?
  Rimmer: I'm off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. -- Red Dwarf 'Parallel Universe'...
• But, I just want to say, over the years, I have come to regard you as.
  ..people I met. -- Rimmer, making his goodbyes in Red Dwarf 'Holoship'...
• You didn't have the right parents, whose parents did you have?
  -- Lister to Rimmer in Red Dwarf 'The End'...
• I had this Geography teacher Miss Foster, she took us on a school summer camp trip to the Ganwee.
  I had the tent next to her, right. And in the middle of the night I was woken up by this really weird noise....