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Is This All That's Left Of My Life Before Me?
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Is this all that's left of my life before me?
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Marge: [ruefully] We've left it all behind. How can you make a clean break with your life?
Homer: Relax, Marge, I tied up all the loose ends before we left....
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
' -- Erma Bombeck...
Punch me in, punch me out, That's what my life is all about.
My wife left me - There is a GOD!
What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
And to hear the lamentation of their women! -- Conan the Barbaria...
Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
Almost had a psychic boyfriend-he left me before we met.
Almost had a psychic girlfriend-she left me before we met.
Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....