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What Is Best In Life? To Crush My Enemies. To See Them Driven Before Me.
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What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
And to hear the lamentation of their women!
-- Conan the Barbarian
Related:
Kraash yaw animees. See dem driffen buhfore me, und hear da lamentashuns uff dere wimmen.
-- Conan the Barbarian (in Arnie-speak)...
Whip me, beat me, crush me, is this wrestling or what?
The best way to avoid your enemies is to outlive them.
Is this all that's left of my life before me?
Jenna: I don't suppose anything hurts you... Conan: Only pain. -- "Conan the Barbaria
I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy.
No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until....
A lot of the stuff I do is so minimal, and it's designed to be minimal.
The smallness of it is what's attractive. It's weird, 'cause it's so intellectually lame....
Now, please excuse me while I wreak my vengeance. -- Huge the Barbarian from the same cartoo
What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's enemies.
Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking out of him....