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• Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] "wicked" guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Homer: Kids, let me tell you about another so-called [makes quotation marks with fingers] ``wicked'' guy.
  He had long hair and some wild ideas. He didn't always do what other people thought was right....
• Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
  -- advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, "Simpson and Delilah...
• My manager also told me about the step-by-step phone walk-through that several other people have experienced
  There! Now it's stopped working!" "Did you take OUT the first disk before you put the second on in?...
• I know I'm blond, but I have to colour my hair brown, so people whould not think I'm stupid.
  Because, like the title of the book says: "You've only got Three Seconds"....
• Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
  Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
• Still, no matter what Webster's says, to me a date is going out with a guy you like, and he opens the doors for me, and I comb my hair and try to be civilized.
  A date is planned out in advance, so you have plenty of time to get nervous about it....
• Does anybody know how to do the damnable 4x4x4 Rubik's Cube?
  can you - give me some hints? I can get two sides opposite to each other - completed, but that's it....