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I Survived The Phoenix Sun. It's A Dry Heat. Yah Sure!
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I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
-- Christopher Morley...
I survived Catholic school.
I survived the total perspective vortex.
Onwards Christian Soldiers, Onwards Buddhist Priests.
Onward, Fruits of Islam, Fight till you're deceased....
Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
Dry sun, dry wind; Safe bind, safe find. -- Thomas Tusser (c. 1515-1580) -- Washing
I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana. -- Picard
It IS the heat!!