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I Survived Torture. I'm Ready To Date Lwaxana. -- Picard
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I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana.
-- Picard
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I wasn't aware you had such handsome legs. -- Lwaxana Troi to Picard, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
I survived Catholic school.
Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!
I survived the total perspective vortex.
I survived the First Amazon Calvary PMS Battalion!
I am not a man. -- Worf to Lwaxana Troi, "Man Hunt", stardate 42859.2
I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure!
I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
Ready or not, springhead, here I come!