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• Yah better reply to this one ya flea bitt'n varmint!!
• Announcer: And now, to honor America, here's Krusty the Klown.
  Krusty: [singing] Oh say, can you see La la la, da da light, What so proudly we yah, La la yah....
• Bart: You know, the great thing about Sunday school is we're finally learning something we can use.
  Jessica: Yah, so true. I have to turn my chair this way now....
• Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
  We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
• In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH!
  Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn't work with a telephone call....
• The hymn "Onward Christian Soldiers," sung to the right tune and in a not-too-brisk tempo, makes a very good egg timer.
  If you put the egg into boiling water and sing all five verses and chorus, the egg will be just right when you come to Amen....
• I didn't know Onward Christian Soldiers was a Christian song.
  -- Aggie Pate, at a non-denominational mayor's breakfast, Fort Worth, Texa...
• My favorite food is squirrel, but I want to fight with glory.