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• You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.
  -- John Kenneth Galbraith...
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with cans of spray paint.
• You may be redneck... if you paint your car with house paint.
• Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes...
• You have messed yourself up so badly that you can't even carry carry the lamp!
  Why don't we just call it a day. Come back some other other time....
• The lion is not so fierce as they paint him. -- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- Jacula Prudentum
• Just remember, so long as you don't hurt anybody, or talk badly about them, or take advantage of them sexually, you'll always be disappointingly dull.
  -- Eric Idlele...
• He came so close that you have been badly burned. You won't be be able to carry as much as before!
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....