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• When I was made presidential press secretary my father sent me a telegram
  "Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." -- Bill Moye...
• Quote #514 Basically, I have this theory that there are five kinds of truth.
  (This is Joe's Theory of the Five Truths.) There is the truth you tell to casual strangers and acquaintances....
• You say you are lying. But if everything you say is a lie, then you are telling the truth.
  You cannot tell the truth because everything you say is a lie....
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Homer: ... Your turn. Lisa: Hmm, truth. Homer: Uh, do you have a crush on anyone?
  Lisa: Dad! Homer: I , oh, I won't tell anybody. Lisa...
• One day the King decided that he would force all his subjects to tell the truth.
  A gallows was erected in front of the city gates....
• Well, that's a lie...I DO bite...