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It Has Been Said That Fish Is A Good Brain Food.
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It has been said that fish is a good brain food. That's a fallacy. But
brains are a good fish food!
-- Mel Brooks
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Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks)
The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed.
Vegetables are what food eats. Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
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Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme.
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Vegetables are not food; vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good....
Age is important only in dead fish and good wine.
Fish and women are only good for three days !!!