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• I think he's a couple bushels shy of a full crop.
• I think he's a couple keys short of a concert piano.
• I think he's a couple of cans short of a six-pack.
• I think he's a couple sharps short of B Major.
• From morn To noon he fell, from noon to dewy eve,-- A summer's day
  and with the setting sun Dropp'd from the Zenith like a falling star....
• I Think I May Have Eaten There Myself Department: A man left a restaurant with a sandwich for which he had not paid, at high noon.
  He was quickly apprehended by the police and had the evidence in hand at the time....
• He has paid dear, very dear, for his whistle.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- The Whistle, November, 1779...
• Patty: Marge, this is Andre. Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
  Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple....
• Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...