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• I need to change your status time this week...(famous quotes)
• ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up. OLD WOMAN
  Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king!...
• So... so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell? Blue skies from pain?
  Did they get you to trade Can you tell a green field Your heroes for ghosts?...
• Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.
• I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
  -- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...
• Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure to the next higher unit.
• The amount of time saved by your plane arriving early at your destination is equal to the amount of extra time you have to wait for your luggage.
  -- The Second Law Of Air Travel...
• The woman you buy -- and she is the least expensive -- takes a great deal of money.
  The woman who gives herself takes all your time. -- Balzac...
• I feel lightheaded, Sam. I think my brain is out of air.
  But it's kind of a neat feeling. -- Sam and Max, Freelance Police...