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I Think Michael Is Like Litmus Paper - He's Always Trying To Learn.
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I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
-- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackson
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Michael Jackson's silence is deafening.
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