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• I think Michael is like litmus paper - he's always trying to learn.
  -- Elizabeth Taylor, absurd non-sequitur about Michael Jackso...
• I meant what I said --- I think.
• When I was a lark, I sang; when I was a worm, I devoured. -- Theodore Roethke
• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food. Homer: Sold!
  -- Think of the money he's saving, "I Love Lisa...
• My baby she don't know me when I think about those years.
• The baby is great. My wife and I have just started potty training.
  Which I think is important, because when we wanna potty-train the baby we should set an example....