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Michael: Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, From The Jacksons.
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Michael:
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from the Simpsons.
Stark Raving Dad
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Homer: Who are you? Man: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons... -- Homer meets his cell-mate at the asylum, "Stark Raving Dad" [A little meta-humor for your enjoyment....
Man: [in his normal voice] Well, my work is done here.
Bart: Hey, Michael, what happened to your voice? Ma...
Man: Hello? Who's this? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
Man: I'm Michael Jackson. -- Bart answers the phone, "Stark Raving Dad...
Bart: Looney Toons, this is what Michael Jackson looks like.
[shows an album] You're nothing but a big fat mental patient....
Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
[aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
Man: I can't believe you never heard of me. I'm a very popular entertainer.
Homer: Oh, of
I've heard of you! I mean, you'd have to be living under a rock not to know....
Bart jots down a message] Uh huh. New Bedlam Asylum.
Loves us. Needs us. Fears he may never see us again....
This is the uh most exciting thing to happen to our uh fair town since the Dalai Lama visited in 1952.
And so, I hereby declare that Route 401, currently known as the Dalai Lama Expressway, will be henceforth be known as the Michael Jackson Expressway....
Burns: Why is that man in pink! Smithers: Oh, that's Homer Simpson, sir.
He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G. Burns: Simpson, eh? -- "Stark Raving Dad...