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The Whole Dating Ritual Was Different When I Was A Kid.
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The whole dating ritual was different when I was a kid. Girls got
pinned--not nailed.
-- Bill Maher
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I think the funniest stuff comes from the heaviest stuff. -- Bill Mahe
When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
-- Bill Mahe...
Kids--they're not easy, but there has to be some penalty for sex. -- Bill Mahe
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
-- Bill Maher, comedian and commentator, 1995...
When I was a kid, I was an imaginary playmate.
Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
When I was a kid we downloaded at 300bps and ENJOYED it!
When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....