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• Patient: "Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this." Doctor: "Well, then don't DO that!
• Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
  -- Gen. George S. Patton, "War As I Knew It", 1947...
• Make love, not war; get married and do both!
• I might be any number of things, young lady. As it happens, I am the Doctor.
  -- Hartnell Doctor, THE FIVE DOCTORS...
• In my youth I hoped to do great things; now I shall be satisfied to get through without a scandal.
  BAGEHOT...
• Spring is wonderful. It makes you feel young enough to do those things that age and your doctor tell you not to do.
• From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE: If we get involved in a nuclear war, would the electromagnetic pulses from exploding bombs damage my videotapes?
  -- TV Guide, 1985...
• Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985: From a readers' Q and A column in TV GUIDE
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