It Is A Sad Fact That 50% Of Marriages In This Country End In Divorce.

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It is a sad fact that 50% of marriages in this country end in
divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the
lucky ones!
-- Richard Jeni

They say that 50% of all marriages end in divorce. That's not as bad as it sounds, considering that the other 50% end in death.
One half of all marriages end in divorce, the rest in death--I got out alive!
You're never disappointed in an x-rated movie. You don't say, "Gee, I never thought it would end that way.
-- Richard Jeni...
Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other.
For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country.
50% of the high school graduates in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.
A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.

It Is A Sad Fact That 50% Of Marriages In This Country End In Divorce.

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