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I Think When You Go On Trial They Should Have A Parrot There That Says Guilty Or Not Guilty For You, As A Sort Of Courtesy.
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I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that
says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
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In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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Whenever anybody says he's struggling to become a human being I have to laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years.
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