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• Most seminars have a happy ending. Everyone's glad when they're over.
• If I CROSSed your PATH, I'd end up HAPPY HUNTing you by DRIV(E)ing
• I am a happy nerd in cyberspace, where nobody can see my haircut. -- Dave Barry
• You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• The happiest ending in the movies is when the guy next to you finally finishes his popcorn.
  -- Bobby Vinto...
• I took a fish head to the movies and I didn't have to pay.
  -- Fish Heads, Saturday Night Live, 1977....
• The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! -- Zippy the Pinhead