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It Is Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa.
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It is hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. -- Groucho Marx
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I'm not playing hard to get. I AM HARD TO GET!
Here's a partial score: Alabama 21...