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• APL -- A double-decker bus. Its takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time.
  But, it drives only in reverse gear, and is instrumented in Greek....
• My friend tried to tell me that I had dyslexia, but I'm convinced he has it all backwards.
• APL hackers take all they want.
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...
• Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got were footnotes!
• But, for my own part, it was Greek to me. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act i, Sc.
  2...
• I had the greatest gift of all. A little girl who could pick football.
  -- Homer, "Lisa the Greek...
• APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
  -- Roy Kei...
• APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
  -- Roy Kei...