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• A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
  -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Circle...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
• Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• It is always preferable to visit home with a friend.
  Your parents will not be pleased with this plan, because they want you all to themselves and because in the presence of your friend, they will have to act like mature human beings ....