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Today When A Man Gets Married He Gets A Home, A Housekeeper, A Cook, A Cheering Squad And Another Paycheck.
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Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper,
a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman
marries, she gets a boarder.
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Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck.
When a woman marries, she gets a boarder....
It's a funny thing that when a woman hasn't got anything on earth to worry about, she goes off and gets married.
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look.
When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen....
When a man is wrong and won't admit it, he always gets angry. -- Haliburto
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...
When the going gets tough, the going gets tough.
A man gets what he wants by acting smart; a woman, by playing dumb.
If a man will go as far as he can see, he will be able to see farther when he gets there.