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• Marge: Homey, I -- Homer: Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful.
  For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is....
• I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coate
• SMILEY ;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'
• The food that I like best- the food that makes me hungry just to think of- is very simple.
  When I cook I try never to get too far away from that kind of simplicity. -- Jeremiah Towe...
• My Mom always told me that sex was a dirty, ugly, horrible thing that I was only to do with someone I loved.
• I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human being than someone who doesn't believe anything.
  -- David St. Hubbi...
• Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke.
  .. in a good way....
• It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency.
  This makes me forever ineligible for public office. -- H.L. Mencke...
• While I live, I'll try my damndest to avoid taxes.