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It's Great To Be Smart 'cause Then You Know Stuff.
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It's great to be smart 'cause then you know stuff.
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If you are smart enough to know that you're not smart enough to be an Engineer, then you're in Business.
They have this stuff in the supermarket--imitation crabmeat.
You know there aren't fish at the bottom of the ocean going, "Wait--I do a great crab!...
Lisa: You've done a lot of crazy stuff over the years and she stood by you.
Why would she leave you now? Homer: [frantic] Cause there's lots of stuff she doesn't know about!...
Frank Jr.: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasn't perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, 'cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?...
Organic Superlube? Oh, it's great stuff, great stuff.
You really have to keep an eye on it, though--it'll try and slide away from you the first chance it gets....
You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is great!
You know your child is not too smart when during the school period, roll call is taken and the child is stuck for an answer.
Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!
And I want in. Carl: We don't, uh, know what you're talking about, Homer....
If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea