It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks. I
go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can
tell time. I can't go in the ocean--I'll be doing the backstroke and
someone'll shout, "Shark!"
-- Rick Corso
When I think about myself,
I almost laugh myself to death
My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world
A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl
A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....