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• Life moves pretty fast; you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it.
  -- Matthew Broderick (in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, screenplay by John Hughes)...
• So, once again, I've been had. But an even more interesting story has developed high atop this two-story school -- a love story.
  -- Kent Brockman, "Grade School Confidential...
• Act immature at least three times a day.
• Two Egg High School is so unfriendly and hostile, the school newspaper has an obituary page.
  -- Rocky Ray...
• High School Education -- Oxymoro
• The better day, the worse deed. -- Mathew Henry (1662-1714) -- Commentaries, Genesis iii
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....
• Stop being so silly.
• Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
  -- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General...