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Act Immature At Least Three Times A Day.
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Act immature at least three times a day.
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Try to swallow at least three times a day.
If you would eat well in England, you must eat breakfast three times a day. -- W. Somerset Maugham
Progress. The powerful prince Is honored with horses in large numbers.
In a single day he is granted audience three times....
Sex in marriage is like medicine. Three times a day for the first week.
Then once a day for another week. Then once every three or four days until the condition clears up....
It's immature and silly, but then again -- so is high school.
-- Mathew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off...
carperpetuation, n: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen time
eaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....
To prevent baldness, follow the few simple rules which are listed here
1. Eat at least five ounces of parsnips each day, while standing on your head....
Kissing, petting, and even intercourse are all right as long as they are sincere.
I have never given a kiss in my life that wasn't sincere....
Close your eyes and press escape three times.