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Thanks, Bart! We Got The Day Off From School For This!
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Thanks, Bart! We got the day off from school for this!
-- Milhouse attends Bart's wake, "Bart the General"
Related:
Bart: We are happy, we are merry. Army: We are happy, we are merry.
Bart: We got a rhyming dictionary. Army: We got a rhyming dictionary....
Homer: All right, men, get ready to blast off. [Slowly begins to drive forward] Whooo!
We're in orbit now! What's that? A call from the President?...
Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties! -- Bart Simpso
Bart: We are rubber, you are glue. Army: We are rubber, you are glue.
Bart: It bounces off of us and sticks to you. Army...
Krabappel: As you know, Bart, your permanent record will one day disqualify you from all but the hottest and noisiest jobs.
Skinner: What do you say, son? You keep our secret and some other student can inherit your gloomy, windblown future....
Bart: How are we going to find her? Milhouse: She said she'd be wearing a plaid jumper.
Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding -- Milhouse
It is a gorgeously fabulous day -- marvelous, even....
Milhouse: Oh, no! The witch has Bart! Martin: We've got to hurry!
[The boys run off screaming in terror....
Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really?...