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• If you'd call it a robot. It's more a sort of electronic sulking machine.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The typical page layout program is nothing more than an electronic light table for cutting and pasting documents.
• postmaster n. The email contact and maintenance person at a site connected to the Internet or UUCPNET.
  Often, but not always, the same as the admin. The Internet standard for electronic mail (RFC-822) requires each machine to have a `postmaster' addre...
• This might be funnier in this context than actually on an answering machine.
  It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The number you have reached is currently unavailable....
• OK, one more time... This is our answering machine.
  .. This is the message on our answering machine.....
• Network: An electronic means of allowing more than one person at a time to corrupt, trash, or otherwise cause permanent damage to useful data.
• doubled sig [Usenet] n. A sig block that has been included twice in a Usenet article or, less commonly, in an electronic mail message.
  An article or message with a doubled sig can be caused by improperly configured software....
• A shining beacon in an electronic void
• Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism.