This Might Be Funnier In This Context Than Actually On An Answering Machine.

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(This might be funnier in this context than actually on an
answering machine. It certainly will befuddle the caller!) The
number you have reached is currently unavailable. Calls are
being taken by electronic mail to bitbucket@no.such.address.
Please be sure to include the phase of the moon, a lengthy
.signature, and your UUCP-style return address.
-- Answering machine madness - befuddle the caller

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