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It's not my FAULT.
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It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!
It's NOT my fault!!! -- Han Solo (and a cast of thousands)
It wasn't my fault your wife wandered into my house!
Gravity isn't my fault. Hey, I voted for velcro.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's my own damn fault.
It's the InterNIC's fault.
All of a sudden I noticed she was saying my daughter, my son, my silver, my furniture, my house, and your friends, your troubles, your worries, your problems, and your fault.
-- H. Marti...
My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.
-- Oscar Wilde...