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• Hey, Mr. President! I campaigned for the other guy, but I voted for you!
  -- Krusty, "I Love Lisa...
• It's not my FAULT.
• Hey Lazlo! Want to see a demostration of gravity?
• I always voted at my party's call, and I never thought of thinking for myself at all.
  -- Gilbert & Sullivan, from HMS Pinafore...
• I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You?
• It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault!
• Don't blame me--I voted for Cthulhu
• America's favorite whine: "It's not my fault!