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• To program is to be.
• MLP: Make Lousy Program
• Laws of Computer Programming 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• 1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete. (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer.
  (3) If a program is useful, it will have to be changed....
• Laws of Computer Programming (1) Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  (2) Any given program costs more and takes longer....
• PROGRAM: Any task that can't be completed in one telephone call or one day.
  Once a task is defined as a program ("training program," "sales program," or "marketing program"), its implementation always justifies hiring at least three more people....
• Thus spake the master programmer: "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes.
  -- The Tao of Programming...
• Laws of Computer Programming: 1. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
  2. Any given program costs more and takes longer....