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• MLP: Multiply and Lose Precisio
• If a program crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
• You can't make a program without broken egos.
• You can't make a program without broken egos.
• It's not your fault, Homer. It's those lousy writers.
  They make me madder than a... um... yak in heat!...
• It's not pinging. It's passed on. This program is no more.
  It's expired and gone to meet its make-r. This is a late program....
• D.O.S. - program designed to make an even flow of dust round the disk.
• Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.