Related:

• Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
• It's on the other side. -- Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning
• Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware: The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
  Corollary: If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
• The spot you are scrubbing is always on the other side.
  -- Hamilton's Rule for Cleaning Glassware If the spot is on the inside, you won't be able to reach it....
• If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.
• If order is heaven's first law, I live just three blocks the other side of hell.