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• FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all - LAUNCELOT
  Oh dear, I didn't really mean to... FATHER: Didn't mean to?...
• A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.
  Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. -- P. J. O'Rourke...
• What time is it? You mean right NOW? -- Yogi Berra
• Mickey Mantle: "What time is it, Yogi?" Berra: "You mean right now?
• You should remove your files.
• Burns: You mean you're willing to give up a good job and a raise, just for your principles?
  Homer: Hmmmm, you put it that way it does sound a little far-fetched, but that's the lug your looking at....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have been hacking X and the colors of your tv don't look right so you think maybe you should use a different Visual.
• If A. can prove, however conclusively, that he may, of right enslave B, why may not B snatch the same argument, and prove equally, that he may enslave A.
  You say A is white and B is black. It is color, the...