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FATHER: You Only Killed The Bride's Father - That's All - LAUNCELOT
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FATHER: You only killed the bride's father - that's all -
LAUNCELOT: Oh dear, I didn't really mean to...
FATHER: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!
LAUNCELOT: Gosh - Is he all right?
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
LAUNCELOT: At last! A call! A cry of distress ..
. (he draws his sword, and turns to CONCORDE) Concorde!...
LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
CONCORDE: Quickly, sir, come this way! LAUNCELOT: No!
It's not right for my idiom. I must escape more ....