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It Will Be Sweeter If You Wrap Your Peter.
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It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
And that's a wrap!
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
Peter Pan......what you put under your bed at night.
Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you.. I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
. I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.
-- Laurence J. Pete...
Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
-- Peter's Rule for Creative Incompetence...