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Before You Attack Her, Wrap Your Whacker.
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Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
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Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
About to exchange her fur wrap for a dressing gow
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?...
And that's a wrap!
Specially in December, gift wrap your member.
Dear Miss Manners: I carry a big black umbrella, even if there's just a thirty percent chance of rain.
May I ask a young lady who is a stranger to me to share its protection?...
Leona, I want to CONFESS things to you.. I want to WRAP you in a SCARLET ROBE trimmed with POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
. I want to EMPTY your ASHTRAYS... -- Zippy the Pinhead...
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #13